WaPo's readers Gilligan: How dare you censor us! Mrs. Howell, I might blow up. Lovey: Oh, don't you dare get angry with me!
Thurston: Are those bloggers? Lovey: From now on, I don't reply.
Lovey: Thurston you're so democratic. Thurston: Lovey, Lovey. Watch your language.
Lovey: Oh Professor you're marrrrrvelous Thurston: If you were Republican you'd be perfect!
Lovey: Is there something wrong Gilligan? Thurston: Yes yes my boy. You seem like you're in another world.
Dear Mrs. Howell, Gilligan, the Skipper, The Professor and Mary Ann all voted you off the island. Thurston Howell III says he wants a divorce. Better start looking for a raft.